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Almost News: Mexico Avenue survives attempted omelet uprising

Neighbors along Avenida México woke up Thursday to the closest thing Puerto Vallarta has had to a breakfast-themed disaster movie.
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Seven chicas, a volcano, and Google Maps

Almost News: Seven chicas, a volcano, and Google Maps

This story is part of the PVDN Almost News: news with a dollop of humor. These ‘news’ stories are real events with a little exaggeration to...
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Banderas Bay boat rescue as three fishermen fight surf

Almost News: Banderas Bay boat rescue turns cooler into local hero

Three men, one cooler and a viral Banderas Bay boat rescue show how not to prepare for a "simple" fishing trip in Mexico's favorite tourist...
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Puerto Vallarta declares emergency over slightly faded bike lanes

Almost News: Puerto Vallarta declares emergency over slightly faded bike lanes

Puerto Vallarta’s city council has finally had enough of the chaos gripping this resort town: bike lane paint that is, in some places, up to...
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Stolen minivan chase outruns California police and crosses into Mexico

Almost News: The Great Sienna Escape to Mexico

An informative, needlessly dramatic, and proudly unreliable report Authorities across four counties spent a lovely Monday on a cardio-intensive sightseeing tour of Southern California after...
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El Medano beach vendors

Almost News: El Médano Declares Itself a Free-Market Republic of Sand

In a historic announcement delivered between a jet-ski rev and a sunrise two-for-one daiquiri, El Médano Beach in Cabo San Lucas declared independence this week...
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Almost News: French police training teaches mime crowd control in Jalisco

French police training sweeps into Jalisco as CRS run baguette drills, mime de-escalation and stretcher ballet for Guadalajara’s 2026 crowds.
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Puerto Vallarta cruises trio

Almost News: Puerto Vallarta Attempts World Record In Synchronized Cruise Parking

Puerto Vallarta woke up, stretched, and found three floating shopping malls trying to squeeze into its driveway like teenagers.
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