When last I left you, I was just coming to grips with maybe buying a place in Puerto Vallarta. I had just been through a very wet film production (Girl in Progress, starring Eva Mendes) in rainy and cold Vancouver.
I had started trolling PV real estate, which, with what I saw on wonderful sites and having just turned 65, was what can only be described as “senior porn.” My old eyes scanned hundreds of beautiful condos and homes in unbelievable settings, with whales and dolphins dropping by for tea between November and March. I felt saved.
I found a . . .
